interview with part four: Don Juan and his Internal HDD struggle:
at first we were nonplussed with latinate prefixes,
so we wanted to create everything original, like
the Apples, so we started naming everything after our grandparents
the transistors became George, the disc drive became Hannah,
and the fans were at one point just called Molestor Fangs Monster Man.
we understand people because we have deepseated fears of the future,
that's why xbox one is a huge departure from Butcher Bay.
i like pastrami and rye, and that's why i can say with certainty, that
the xbox one's hard drive is without a doubt, entirely, totally, 100%, indefinitely,
the largest, loudest, biggest fastest hardest longest, best thing we could ever
put into a box, so that's why it's 12 bytes large, and expandable with
PlayStationVita memory cards.
-Don Juan
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